Funny Quotes

The sacrifices of friendship were beautiful in her eyes as long as she was not asked to make them. ~ Beasts and Super-Beasts by Saki His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect. ~ The Chronicles of Clovis by Saki People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes. ~ Reginald by Saki The revenge of an elder sister may be long in coming, but, like a South-Eastern express, it arrives in its own good time. ~ Reginald by Saki "I always say beauty is only sin deep." ~ Reginald by Saki You can't expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal's return. ~ Reginald by Saki The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. ~ Lord Arthur Savile's Crime by Oscar Wilde "No, I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is very much the same thing." ~ Lord Arthur Savile's Crime by Oscar Wilde Early in life she had discovered the important truth that nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion; and by a series of reckless escapades, half of them quite harmless, she had acquired all the privileges of a personality. ~ Lord Arthur Saviles Crime by Oscar Wilde "I like large parties. They're so intimate. At small parties there isn't any privacy." ~ The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald