Yes, someone actually makes Jane Austen bandages. They’re for sale at Amazon.

Here’s the product description:

What better to protect your wounds than an author synonymous with the romance of the landed gentry? Each of the fifteen 3″ x 1″ (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) plasters, that’s UK for bandages, comes in a 3-3/4″ (9.5 cm) tall metal tin and has one of 2 images of Jane Austen or one of 7 quotes from her best work. If the image of Jane Austen doesn’t distract you from your pain, you also get a FREE temporary tattoo. Latex free adhesive.