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Indeed, he would sometimes remark, when a man fell into his anecdotage, it was a sign for him to retire from the world.Benjamin DisraeliLothair
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"I am not against hasty marriages where a mutual flame is fanned by an adequate income."Wilkie CollinsNo Name
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"I have always maintained that the one important phenomenon presented by modern society is -- the enormous prosperity of Fools."Wilkie CollinsNo Name
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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go she went.SakiReginald
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"The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened. It's only the middle-aged who are really conscious of their limitations--that is why one should be so patient with them."SakiReginald
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When a man with the constitution of Montague Dartie has exercised self control for months from religious motives, and remains unrewarded, he does not curse God and die, he curses God and lives, to the distress of his family.John GalsworthyThe Forsyte Saga
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He woke at half-past two, an hour which long experience had taught him brings panic intensity to all awkward thoughts. Experience had also taught him that a further waking at the proper hour of eight showed the folly of such panic.John GalsworthyThe Forsyte Saga
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I know that journalism largely consists in saying "Lord Jones Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.G. K. ChestertonThe Wisdom of Father Brown
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"Remuneration! O, that's the Latin word for three farthings."William ShakespeareLove's Labour's Lost
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"He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument."William ShakespeareLove's Labour's Lost
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