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It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
That's Harris all over - so ready to take the burden of everything himself, and put it on the backs of other people.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
Some people are under the impression that all that is required to make a good fisherman is the ability to tell lies easily and without blushing; but this is a mistake.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
I do think that, of all the silly, irritating tomfoolishness by which we are plagued, this "weather-forecast" fraud is about the most aggravating. It "forecasts" precisely what happened yesterday or the day before, and precisely the opposite of what is going to happen today.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
There is no more thrilling sensation I know of than sailing. It comes as near to flying as man has got to yet - except in dreams.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat
Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs are.	Jerome K. Jerome	Three Men in a Boat

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